10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Those eggs smell delicious!