10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- im going to 2 out you to death