10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.