10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."