10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.