10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo