10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-