10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com