10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.