10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.