10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-