10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• It's Free To Fold...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is