10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?