10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear