10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.