10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.