10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.