10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown