10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "No river, no fish."