10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson