10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright