10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.