10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "All-in, bitches!!!"