10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.