10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs