10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.