10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!