10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters