10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright