10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.