10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."