10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-