10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.