10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.