10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.