10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers