10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare