10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson