10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."