10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.