10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.