10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack