10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it