10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson