10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "No river, no fish."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury