10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "No river, no fish."