10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is