10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown