10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• im going to 2 out you to death
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.