10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.